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[SITE ANNOUNCEMENT] Containment procedures for SCP-312 remain nominal. **Mandatory Friday Pizza Day** is confirmed. Attendance at the mess hall is required. Failure to comply will result in reassignment to Keter cleaning duty. *** System Log: [error_system_log.txt] can not be located please contact IT. *** [MESSAGE from 05-⬜⬜⬜⬜] "Please refrarain from talking to SCP-312 he is not your freind. He might bite and then we will have to deal with another saftey evaluation" [END OF MESSAGE]
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Object Class: Euclid
SCP-312 is to be kept in a 32 by 32 by 10 foot room outfitted with lots of comfortable sitting equipment. SCP-312 is to be provided with unfiltered internet access and a computer outfitted with a Ryzen 9 9800X3D, RTX 6090, and sixty-four (64) gigs of RAM. SCP-312 is to be given $100 a month for games and random knickknacks he may find on the internet. If SCP-312 ever attempts to leave and “touch grass,” he is to be restrained and forced to build the Linux kernel.
SCP-312 is a humanoid entity. SCP-312 is 5 foot 10, 15 years of age, and is typically found in sweatpants and a hoodie. SCP-312 is an amateur Linux user and can be found using Fedora-Plasma as his primary operating system. Some people describe him as a “Linux licker.” SCP-312 is taken, so don’t even try, bub.”
SCP-312 was discovered shortly after being born on Feb 10, 2010. SCP-312 was bawling his eyes out and generally looking like a cute baby.
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Decryption required. Authorized personnel only.
Personal attempts at anomalous object documentation. All subject to peer review and potential reclassification.
Object Class: Keter(pending review)
SCP-064's common appearance locations are to be locked down and guarded by no less than 5 heavily armed personnel. Whenever a floor arrival event occurs, protocol QUICK REMOVAL should be initiated. All elevator entities are to be detained and shackled with SCP-148, preventing demanifistation. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD SCP-064 BE ENTERED BY ANY PERSONNEL. If someone were to enter the elevator, they would now be classified as a SCP-064-1 instance.SCP-064 instances should be terminated on sight.
SCP-064 is an anomalous elavtor of unknown origin. The elevator appears as a small elevator with brown wooden walls and metal trim. All of the space's walls, except for the elevator door and the small space on the door's right side, have railings placed in between the lower and upper walls. The elevator's floor has a concrete-like texture, alongside a black-colored metallic layer with the Axolotl Sun logo placed in the middle. On the ceiling, there are five circular light fixtures and a security camera in the top right corner of the ceiling. To the left of the elevator door, there is a counter showing how many floors a specific server has experienced, and to the right side of the elevator door is another counter, this time showing how much time is left before the next floor is chosen. Each floor the elevator arrives arrives to appears to be a completely separate dimension. SCP-064 is an interdimensional transport making stops in different dimensions, essentially giving it infinite floors. Check table 1A for all known floors SCP-064 has been noted to appear within the confines of SCP-3008. SCP-064 and SCP-064 could be related in the sense that they are both interdimensional hubs of sorts.
When the elevator is entered by any conscious entity, it turns into an SCP-064-1 insurance. SCP-064-1 instances retain no memory of how they arrived at the elevator or who they are in general. SCP-064-1 instances cannot leave the elevator for long and disappear with the elevator at each “floor” within a few minutes of being there. SCP-064-1 instances seem to be immortal and reappear after being killed back into SCP-064.
Staying for too long in SCP-064 will result in SCP-064-1 instances turning into SCP-064-2 instances. SCP-064-2 instances are more like permanent “characters” that reside in the elevator. They are given their own back stories and relations with other SCP-064-2 instances. SCP-064-2 instances are able to roam freely on any floor and enter the elevator again whenever they would like. Some SCP-064-2 instances get their own home dimension that they can reside in.
Normal Floors 3008 · Area 51 · Backrooms · Birthday Apartment · bugbo · Button Competition · Cardboard Mansion · Cliffside Chaos · CRUMBL CUBE · Dance Party · Dodge Teh Teapots · Drive-Thru · Dying Mall · Elevator Shaft · Elevator x5 · Find The Path · Flood Fill Mine · Four Corners · Frightening Floor · Funny Maze · gm_flatgrass · Gumball Machine · Happy Birthday? · Happy Home Party · Hotel Floor · Infected Apartment · Mozelle's Strawberry Game · Minefield · Mozelle’s Humble Castle · Normal Dance · PET CAPTURE DELUXE · Pizza Delivery · Random Maze · Reddy's Underground Diner · Rock Park · Slide 4 Admin · Snackcore · Snowy Slope · Space Dropper · Superhighway · Temple of, Something · Toolbox Speedway · Turret · Two Stud Camp · UES · Underground Subway · WHEEL OF Special Floors "Infinite" Mine · Abandoned Cube · After Eva · Alien Projector · Ballpit · Bomb Defusal · Dog Party · DREAM WORLD · Dummy Floor · DW Museum · Fishy Aquarium · FNARB · HALL OF · Hole in the Wall · Mannequin Room · Mysterious Ball Room · Normal Cow Tipping · Normal SpeedRun · Other Elevator · Pure Cheesination · Red Ball Pile · Skyblock · Sound of Sci-fi · Teapot Traversal · The Meatball Man · The outside Other Categorized BFDI · Color our World · Curse Cove · Eternal Limbo · Fafa apocalypse · Floppy Shoppy · Fun Flood at Squishy's · Glorp N' Go · HC Icecream · HALL OF · Intense Obby · Jeremy · Jermpop Factory · Mannequin Fashion · OFFICE OF · On The Heights · Red Ball Temple · Slap Battles · Splitsville! · Stanley Room · Studio Obby · S.T.A.T's Domain · Suspiciously Long Room · Sebastian's Wares · Shop Space · Toolbox Thrift · Totally Bananas Arcade · WALL OF · ★Who Killed You Obby★ · Elevator Events
Object Class: Euclid
UNTITLED-002 is to be contained in a soundproofed, lead-lined 5x5x5 meter room. No photographic or video surveillance is permitted. A single D-Class personnel is to observe the entity through a 10cm thick viewport 24 hours a day. Personnel are to be rotated hourly.
UNTITLED-002 is an invisible, intangible entity of unknown composition that occupies a static point in space. Its anomalous effect manifests when it is not being directly observed, causing nearby electronic devices to spontaneously compile the Linux kernel and emit a cat -n /dev/urandom stream through the nearest speaker.
Object Class: Keter (Pending Review)
[DATA EXPUNGED] No less than three (3) armed guards must be present within 10 meters of the containment unit at all times. Interaction with the object is restricted to Level 4 personnel with a background in advanced theoretical physics and existential horror.
UNTITLED-003 is believed to be a pocket dimension accessible via a specific sequence of keystrokes on an ancient, non-anomalous IBM Model M keyboard. Reports from exploratory drones indicate the dimension is completely filled with a non-Newtonian fluid resembling slightly underbaked sourdough bread. Exposure causes immediate and irreversible [REDACTED].
Date: 2025.10.15
Entry: Today we learned about focal points and diffrent ellamnets of animation
<Date: [REDACTED]
Entry: I saw something strange in the logs today... a user from IP 127.0.0.1 accessed the system outside of scheduled times. Could be nothing. Could be a breach. Monitoring continues...
Date: [CLASSIFIED]
Entry: ████████ appeared in my dreams again. The elevator never stops. It keeps going deeper. I think I saw myself on floor 312. Or what I will become. No more entries for today.
Click the SCP logo anytime to return to Item #: 312. Site-312 is always watching...